It All Becomes Clear - The Saddam-Pepsico Connection

It was a bit of a mystery why Indra Nooyi, President and CEO of Pepsico, made anti-American remarks during her commencement address at the recent Columbia Business School graduation.  It now becomes clear.

Turns out that Saddam Hussein is a big fan of Cheetos and got "grumpy" when they ran out at the prison where he  is being held.  But he forgot all about the Cheetos when the guards provided him with Doritos, which he now eats by the bagful.

Three guesses who makes both Cheetos and Doritos.  I imagine that the endorsement deal is in the works even as we speak.  (Thanks to MM for the link).