Go Away, Strange People
I noticed a bit of a jump in traffic recently, which would normally be swell. But the post that seems to be attracting the attention is one I did beating up on Princeton "ethicist" Pete Singer for advocating killing sick babies. I noted that the last time Singer had been in the news, he was telling us that sex with animals was just swell.
Well it turns out that these extra people showing up at my site are doing so because when you put "sex with animals" into Google, this site comes up in the top ten.
So go away strange people, I don't want you here.
But, being as I don't believe in having unsatisfied customers (even very strange ones), here is a little something for you before you go:
Now go away.

That's a baaaaad idea. Ewe are just encouraging them.
Posted by:McGehee | April 03, 2005 at 02:06 PM
Now yer tryin' to pull the wool over our eyes. Time to take stock[ings] and heel yourself, man! A'fore ya get rammed. Or chopped... and hafta cool your fevered brow with some mint jelly....
[ok -- stopping now...]
Posted by:Claire | April 03, 2005 at 03:18 PM
Until I read the post, I thought you had posted a photo of Derek Jetter.
Posted by:Yarbz | April 03, 2005 at 05:24 PM
Somehow those lamb chops in my freezer don't seem so appetizing anymore, however. Damn you! :-P
Posted by:baldilocks | April 03, 2005 at 06:29 PM
LMAO!
I have had the same occasional traffic spikes for a very long time with regards to folks who mistake my use of the "P" word for Cats ( My boon companion & roommate is one ), as referring to the female anatomy "P" word, especially in 1 particular post of mine.
Posted by:Kiril | April 03, 2005 at 11:19 PM
You mean that ISN'T Derek Jeter?
Posted by:Florida Bill | April 04, 2005 at 09:42 AM
Hey Baldilocks, try rubbing them with dijon mustard, and then bread crumbs. Preheat oven to 450, and reduce to 350 when chops are in. Bake about 15 minutes (depending on how thick). Tough to beat.
Posted by:Roscoe | April 05, 2005 at 08:13 PM
hey just wonderin do you like think your hot? cos i fucking do. you are such a babe. and as for that baldilocks, try rubbing your face into my arse. try that for you likin. you bloody bitch. and as for preheat oven, preheat this mutha fu**cka.
LUrVe YoU XxXxXx
Posted by:Hay | August 29, 2006 at 08:38 PM