Another Reason to Vote Republican

If anyone needs another reason to vote Republican this fall, consider this. If past history is any guide, scandals involving Republicans will involve a lot hotter babes than scandals involving Democrats.
For evidence, you need look no further than the most recent scandal involving the removal (hell, stealing) of classified documents from the National Archives. When the Clintons need a bag man to clean up bad documents by stuffing them in his clothes, they turn to the rumpled and decidedly unattractive Sandy Berger.

But, back when Oliver North needed someone to hide documents in her clothing so they could be shredded, he used the far more toothsome Fawn Hall.

And then there are politicians getting involved with women. In the most recent scandal involving Republican Senate Candidate Jack Ryan, the woman in question was his wife, Jeri Ryan, who played "Seven of Nine" on one of the Star Trek spinoffs. She is not hard on the eyes.

But when Democrat Bill Clinton gets in trouble with babes, this is the sort of thing we get to wake up to with our morning coffee.

And then there was this. My God, what was the man thinking. (Paula Jones, pre-surgery)

And Presidents have kids, and the kids generally get in trouble. When President Carter's daughter got arrested at Brown, well, she was a cute little girl but went down hill from there.

But when the Bush daughters get too close to a bottle of tequila, well, lets just say that the Washington Post might actually get read in some College dormatories.

The lesson here is that if you want to beautify the front pages of newspapers across America, and have young boys take an interest in politics, Vote Republican.